Who would you “ship” your character with?
Oh my God
I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest.
This is fucking funny…
what type of double discount university do you go to
Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?
Access to basic health care
my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills
like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money
but they hardly ever talked or saw each other
and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there
lms if you want a relationship like this
i have a feeling half of the simpsons cast wanted to make this joke for so long
This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
nah but forreal tho somebody explain this
fancy paint coating that scatters the light that shines on the car
but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines
LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE