AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER MEME: [1/5] Battles❝Wait. You want to be Fire Lord? Fine. Let’s settle this. Just you and me, brother. The showdown that was always meant to be. Agni Kai!❞
Bro come on just tuck me in bro you know I can’t sleep unless someone tucks me in man
This is why I send my kids to private wizarding school…
this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy
introverts: follow the law, pay their taxes, do the dishes
extroverts: don’t wash their hands after they use the bathroom, punch santa claus in the belly, don’t throw fish back in the lake after they’ve gone over the fishing limit, smash windows with baseball bats, don’t take their dogs out for walks, break the light switch from flicking it on and off too much
when ur friend has the feels
Stevie Wonder, 64 years old, and his fiance are expecting triplets.
Damn I can’t even get a call back…
"Stevie I’m pregnant. I thought you used a condom"
Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate about something and they say “relax dude wow” and then give a look… Like fuck off stop trying to act so cool and collected. You don’t seem more mature you just seem fucking boring and monotonously placid.
This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.
Who better than God to feature a compilation of the best church signs around.